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April 10th, 2008
11:27 am - More SPAM?!?
Seriously, I figured after the ridiculing I gave them last time, they would have been so ashamed they'd quit. Guess not. They are still sending them, and the subject lines are stupid, as usual.
Grow your monster now
Just add water? Is this the new Chia Monster™ I've heard about?
Bigger is almost always better
Especially when it comes to eyebrows. I just love a gal with a healthy pelt above her peepers.
Only Wanna Be With You
What is this, "Make up a Bryan Adam's Song Title" day?
Your fantastic device makes her shake
It's called a blender, and it also makes smoothies and margaritas. It's not rocket science. Glad you like it though.
Make her notice your manliness
Burp in her face? Leave the seat up?
Your gf is lonely! Y w8?
Idk, my bff Jill?
Your are strong
Your are english badly
very CheapPrice Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate dip1omas
And quality ones too, I see.
DISCOUNT-PRICE Pharmacy offers FREE SHIPPING to all countries qmucug ryasly p1kmvx2v0g
"qmucug ryasly p1kmvx2v0g"? is that the sound of a spammer's computer short circuiting? I hope so.
re: jobs in Tennessee
hahahahahahaha!!!! bwaaahahahaha!! oh! ow! the laughing, it hurts. hahaha! ho.... whew. *sniff*
What IS OEM Software And Why DO You Care?
I'm sorry, I don't. You have me confused with someone else.
Huge tool to please your lassie
LEAVE... THE DOG... ALONE !
Leave no weak spots in your life
For only the strong spots survive. (Darwin's survival of the fittest spot theory)
think about your cucumber size
Just think about it. Shouldn't you be cutting back?
You must be The Real Man with huge dignity
Is that your dignity in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Make a giant out of your dwarv!
In Russia, you no make giant out of dwarv. Dwarv make giant out of you. Meet Vlad, my dwarv. He'll be your trainer today.
Love tools deserving of a titan!
"Tools?" Uh, just how many are you proposing here? Let's not get crazy.
yeah.
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i like your brain. i want to pet it.
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| Date: | April 12th, 2008 04:27 pm (UTC) |
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your photos pet my brain, so keep going.
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| Date: | April 30th, 2008 04:02 pm (UTC) |
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lol...i forgot you had this blog. funny stuff. here are a few i got last week along with an attempt at witty commentary. :)
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I want to get bigger!
then YOU buy the "Super Deluxe Member Growing Device 2.0 Maxxx"
Elongate the trouser snake into the monster python
spammers LOVE snake metaphors don't they?
Exotic beauties love big peckers
it's because they're exotic. peckers are huge in exotic locales. they're just used to it.
Boobs so big it spills over!
it may take a while to get into the habit of walking with a wheelbarrow, but you'll definitely turn heads.
Seven inches is magnificent!
it really is! six is alright but...seven...wow! nothing else like it.
This will make her strip immediately
but mainly because it burns and she'll need to rinse it off immediately. |
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